| So, it's taken me a good while to decide this, but this Xanga name is
beginning to make me more and more uncomfortable, that's why I'm making
a new Xanga called Steinbeck1513
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| What does being a slave to righteousness mean to you?
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| Call me a party pooper, but I'm starting to get a little burnt out on
these Chuck Norris jokes. Therefore, I'm offering a solution to
this problem. I'm going to start a movement in which all Chuck
Norris jokes have the name Chuck Norris taken out and replaced with the
names Sally Field, Goldie Hawn, or Clay Aiken. I think this might
be a revolution in the making.
Examples:
The chief export of Sally Field is pain.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on
Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Clay Aiken. His
reasoning? It was more "humane".
A blind man once stepped on Goldie Hawn's shoe. Goldie replied, "Don't
you know who I am? I'm Goldie Hawn!" The mere mention of her name
cured this man's blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this
man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse kick delivered by Goldie Hawn.
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These are a couple of the kids that were in Haiti. I thought this
was a cute picture and that it might make you smile.
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